Spider-Man Has Back Problems 472
skantman writes "Potentially sad news for Spiderfans. Tobey Maguire has back problems and may have to pull out of the Spider-Man sequel." Since the film was apparently slated to pay him 11M GBP, sucks to be him just as much as us if he doesn't play the part. CT Updated, thats 11M pounds, not USD.
Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:2)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:2)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:5, Funny)
arachnoid mater is a thin membrane which is pressed against the inner surface of the dura mater by cerebrospinal fluid pressure; (Greek, arachnoids = spider ), the space deep to this layer (subarachnoid space) has a spider web-like appearance
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Re:Doesn't he do yoga and eat vegetarian? (Score:3, Funny)
That's 11m pounds (Score:4, Informative)
Re:That's 11m pounds (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's 11m pounds (Score:2)
Painkillers (Score:5, Funny)
Bah! (Score:3, Interesting)
Same goes for someone like Toby McGwire. I would be happy to do a movie for $11M pounds. I'd go through back pains, and possibly even severe risk to my future health, for that kind of money. But a big time actor knows what kind of money h
Correction (Score:2, Insightful)
His negotiated salary is probably about $17.5m when it was signed.
Now it REALLY sucks to be him if his back goes out.
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Re:That's 11m pounds (Score:2)
uh oh...series syndrome (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:uh oh...series syndrome (Score:5, Funny)
man that would be great.
And by Great, I mean 'shut down the franchise'.
I joke.
$17 million (Score:2, Informative)
No Big Deal (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:2, Informative)
He played the lead in October Sky, didn't he? If that's the case, he would make an excellent replacement, though I still feel sorry for Tobey.
Re:No Big Deal (Score:2)
I predict if Maguire can't do it, only more wet shirt shots of Dunst will save the movie.
Re:No Big Deal (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:5, Funny)
Both of those actors were dicks.
Re:No Big Deal (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:5, Funny)
Jake Gyllenhaal Creepy? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No Big Deal (Score:2)
I wonder what Brian Bosworth (Stone Cold, Blackout) is doing these days. He'd be the right age to play Eddie Brock and, if he's still in shape, the right build as well.
really? (Score:3, Insightful)
"Tobey has experienced mild discomfort in his back, which is in the final stages of healing"
So, what's the problem? I know his back needs to be fully healed, but if it's in the final stages of healing, why not delay production until it's healed? All too often sequels have alternate actors playing the main characters, and I refuse to see such movies. If Tobey's not in the sequel, I probably won't see it.
Re:really? (Score:2)
Just a rumor (Score:5, Informative)
Damn. (Score:4, Funny)
CGI to the rescue? (Score:5, Funny)
Do you really need that much back muscle to kiss a dripping wet Kirsten Dunst?
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:4, Funny)
I don't think it's the back muscle that is strained by kissing a dripping wet Kirsten Dunst.
And I do think I could suck up a little back pain for the opportunity.
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:5, Funny)
Oops, wrong muscle...
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:4, Funny)
Columbo
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:2)
I can't argue with that, thou
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:4, Insightful)
Wasn't that part of the whole basis of spider man?
He decided one night not to stop a theif even though he had the power to, and that guy ended up killing his uncle.
Re:CGI to the rescue? (Score:3, Funny)
Besides, Spidey started in what - 1963 - what's the statute of limitations on spoiler warnings
Yeah that does stink (Score:2, Funny)
Slight problem with scale (Score:2)
No, I'd say that it sucks 2357142 times more (He loses $16.5 mil vs $7 for a movie ticket).
Re:Slight problem with scale (Score:3, Funny)
Reminds me of that scene in the Cheech and Chong movie when they are in France (Coriscan Brothers?) and they stop in a park with a Bistro nearby, they jump out of their panel van and start playing loud obnoxious music. Instead of playing for tips though, the owners of the bistros and cafes pay them to leave.
ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, I'm sure he's *completely* broke after the first Spider-Man...I don't recall it doing hrribly well or anything
Re:ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him (Score:2)
Re:ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him (Score:2)
Re:ah, doesn't suck so bad to be him (Score:2)
Not Entirely Out (Score:5, Insightful)
Who said he's wearing a suit? (Score:3, Insightful)
What next? (Score:5, Funny)
Replacement (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Replacement (Score:2)
If you haven't seen Donnie Darko, *go out and rent it today*! It is probably one of the best films of 2002. He does a superb job in it, and it is probably one of the most intellectually stimulating small/med. budget films that you'll see of late. The storyline is superb, even with the occasional bit of teenage-grade humor that reflects growing up in the '80s.
Materialist scum (Score:5, Insightful)
God. I feel bad for him because as an actor, he undoubtedly loves his work, and it's unfair that he loses such a great opportunity to use his talent. I don't feel bad for him because he's only a multi-millionaire instead of a multi-multi-millionaire.
Mild discomfort (Score:2, Informative)
Replacement AHHH! (Score:4, Funny)
So I figurred I'm already there I might as well click the link see if I recognize the replacement actor. Behold my suprise whent the page loaded and I saw George Bush staring back at me!
What the big deal? (Score:3, Interesting)
Take James Bond - does it really matter that Sean Connery doesn't play the lead in all of them? Some of the 'James Bonds' have been better than others, but still fun nonetheless.
Having said that though, I wouldn't want to lose £11 million either...
Re:What the big deal? (Score:2, Insightful)
Hell, just look at Batman after Michael Keaton! I believe I have proven my point (though the departure of Tim Burton from the series also contributed to the downfall of the Batman movie franchise).
Re:What the big deal? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What the big deal? (Score:5, Insightful)
Has anyone even watched what the director did to the colors, the theme, the riddler? Batman went from a deep, dark, brooding near killer to a vehicle to sell breakfast cereal and toys due to pressure from Kenner and parents groups. Keaton left, but so did Burton, Elfman, and a host of other talents who contributed greatly to the overall feel of the first two movies.
Batman was too popular to not get sunk by special interests. Keaton jumping ship didn't really matter: Clooney played a wonderful batman in "From Dusk till Dawn," and Kilmer fit the strong silent persona rather well. But the movie they were starring in, and in fact the role they were written, had intentionally lost the edge which made the series popular in the first place... Companies didn't like parents having to explain to children why catwoman was electrocuting the bad guy with a tazer while putting her tongue down his throat on the cover of batman cereal.
Star Wars suffered the same fate. What made it great was the collaboration of people working to it's strengths, but once it became legend external considerations (such as enormous egos) got in the way of quality filmmaking.
Tobey Maguire may pull out of Spider-Man (Score:5, Funny)
I gotta grow up.
Re:Tobey Maguire may pull out of Spider-Man (Score:2)
Sounds like an Eddie Murphy bit: "Your Friendly Neighborhood Corn-Holer".
he doesn't have to do his own stunts (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:he doesn't have to do his own stunts (Score:2)
It's endlessly amusing to me how comic books went from portraying super people dealing with mundanes, to super people having super-ultra-mega-power battles with one another. Power cosmic, ho!
DareDevil to the rescue??? (Score:2)
/me ducks
Publicity stunt...? (Score:5, Interesting)
(fly-pun not intended, but I am claiming it.)
Corrections (Reuters, Hollywood Reporter, AICN) (Score:5, Informative)
Perhaps... (Score:3, Funny)
From the site:
Symptoms...
Muscle pain and cramps, especially of the shoulders, back, thighs, abdomen, or chest
"Mr. Maguire has mild back problems" (Score:5, Funny)
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And what was with that ending? (Score:2)
Yeah, but.... (Score:3, Funny)
But if you think I'd let that come between me and Kirsten Dunst, you're an idiot.
Poor baby! (Score:3, Interesting)
Yeah, it's not like he doesn't have 10+ million in the bank right now...oh, wait, he does. Never mind.
Tobey you bastard (Score:5, Funny)
Too Bad! (Score:3, Funny)
Secondly: Good thing spiderman wears a mask... Hey Tobey, if you read Slashdot... they're called "stunt doubles"
Oh, come on. (Score:5, Funny)
Christopher Reeve walked in that commercial.
Sounds like CGI time to me. That is, where a regular stuntman won't serve the same purpose.
couple of notes (Score:5, Insightful)
2)You can't use CGI for close ups.
3)In the first movie he was upside down for some shots. try that with back pain.
4)some shots can take hours. Imagine walking into the same room, over and over again, all day long. Now add sharp back pains. now you have back spasms.
5)Would you really want to put more strain on your back then you haad to if it meant you may not be able to do what you love doing for the rest of your life?
Rumour debunked? (Score:5, Informative)
Me me me! (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you, thank you very much.
Damn (Score:3, Funny)
First Superman gets paralyzed - now Spidey throws a disc!!!
Whats next - Wonder Woman gets Breast Cancer!?!?
This looks like a job for ... (Score:3, Funny)
What? You were expecting Superman?
Re:£ NE $ (Score:2, Informative)
Re:£ NE $ (Score:2, Informative)
Re:£ NE $ (Score:2)
Not really. Canada:
1. Is running a budget surplus,
2. Has the strongest economy in the G8, and
3. Isn't going to war with Iraq.
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:2, Interesting)
which leaves wide-open the possibility of new spidermen since not only did the spider run away... but they also know how to make the same spider again
other than that, i agree... it was pretty true to the cominc, relatively speaking of course (cartoon example: He-Man... uuughh!)
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:5, Funny)
All he has to do now is massage his spidey-prostate and he's good to go.
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:5, Informative)
I don't remember the details, but Terri Gross asked him about changes in the movie, and this was one he brought up. I think in the end, he decided it didn't bother him very much. He figured that it would take up too much screen-time to go through the whole process of him inventing his web-shooters.
The interview can be heard at:
http://freshair.npr.org/guest_info_fa.jhtml?name=
(I see a space in the "2002" of the URL above when I preview this - is this a slashdot problem?)
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:3, Funny)
They chose to steer away from the shooters not thinking about anotomy (spider's that is). They should have made him shoot webs from his ass... then he would have been stuck wearing those red ass-flap long johns.
Re:Please say it ain't so!! (Score:2, Funny)
The biggest variance from established continuity is the organic web shooters. Peter Parker was a science whiz and created mechanical web shooters in the comic. I read that Sam Raimi (the director) didn't think that the movie viewers would buy the fact that Parker could be smart enough to make mechanical web shooters. Nevermind the fact that the movie viewers were expected to buy the fact that an irradiated spider co
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Re:Isn't that...... (Score:2)
Isn't that what CGI is for?
Re:Isn't that...... (Score:5, Funny)
Time to find that old "Stunt Doubling for Dummies" book...
Re:not compared to superman he doesnt (Score:2)
Reeve doesn't get publicity for being handi-capable. He gets publicity for doing something, instead of sitting in the corner whinging.
And that he does have a choice in.
Re:Same thing happenned to Barry Gibb (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Same thing happenned to Barry Gibb (Score:3, Funny)
(note to mods - this is only a little offtopic - it still deals with how physical infirmity can affect a performance)
Re:First Superman, now Spiderman... (Score:3, Funny)
Holy inflamed prostate, Batman!!!